Swine Flu Choo

Looks like the Swine Flu has even hit Fantasy Baseball. Finally an explanation of why Rollins sucks. Picked up Ass Dribble Cabrera as Rollins hasn't played in 2 days so he must be quarantined. Thank god I figured out his problem....phew.


10 bucks to anyone that understands this picture from 2004...I mean really?



1. Team Sully: quiet day yesterday but Markakis keeps on hitting, best OF in fantasy this year and if healthy should stay in all offensive categories. Also, i would like to point out that Sully NEVER drops his shoulder or hands when he hits a softball, so hard to do...kudos bitch



2. Team Riz: Votto and Ethier keep hitting, 4/4 day from Sandoval on the bench, Wilson blew a save. Traded Hawpe for Jenks to get another solid closer. Dean must know something we don't so I will try to get 20 points from the Save category. Can't change my lineup because the use of my forearm is zero (thanks Josh for the line drive laser). Typing this blog lefty, just think a funnier version of Cliff Lee.

3. Team Fitz: 7/3/1/11/.387 day yesterday, developed a new rivalry with Crowley in a msg board shouting match. Sticking around with some obscure names on the staff. Somehow Fitz always puts a good team out there without a true ace. Maybe Bedard is that ace this year?

4. Team Josh: Bagodome 2/5/0/6/.800 yesterday, other than that tough OBP day with .265, Harden solid in 6 with 9K's, Rich Harden Smith will be born in August I hear, congrats!

5. Team Crupi: not much doing yesterday, HR by Ankiel, Uggla 2/4, gets Lackey back in a few weeks, could be a nice staff if he ever realizes that Verlander throwing 102 8 inches off the plate still stinks. Drew's first AB against Pettite looked like he didn't even want to be up

6. Team $: Swiped 3 bags including Ellbury's home plate, I thought Francona was going to take him home after the game with the way they were talking after, similar to the Connors/Crupi "Seannnnn, You can stayyyyy hereeee (3:30am)".

7. Team Bags: Pac Man with a line of 2/3/1/7/.800, everyone else was quiet. Save from Valverde

8. Team Sean: gained 7.5 points, wins by Masterson (broom), Halladay, and Crupi's new butt buddy Galarraga, 5/8/1/16/.517, good OBP day, traded Jenks to Riz for Hawpe

9. Team Ev: anytime Ev is over Dean it is a good day in my book, Cameron and A Gonz had good days, Inge a HR, staff still needs help, O Perez looked like a 13 yr old, Marquis got a shaky win, Wood a save

10. Team Sliggs: (cue the carnival music) Kinsler 0/5, Crush Davis had a dinger, 9 RBI's 4 from Victorino, Sherrill had a save, I want Dean's staff roster screen printed on t-shirts for next year's draft.

11. Team Crowley: I wish I had video of that fly ball Crowley, I can't stop laughing, I am glad you still have your balls though. 6/3/1/14/.389 is solid, Kershaw was, well, he likes fruit and he just got a haircut, 17ERA

12. Team Brown: not sure what happened at the 99 the night before but Peavy and J Zimm were on the bench, Bruce had 9TB's on the bench, Brown has been hitting well lately but needs a solid week of that.

Kiss this blog goodbye until tomorrow