Thursday, April 30, 2009

Last place takes a Flu Bomb





Sorry guys but it has been settled. Last place team has to take a Mexican Dirty Bomb (swine flu virus dropped in Guiness). CDC will send a vile up towards the end of September so we should have everything taken care of. (art by boonton)


Cheers!



1. Team Sully: quiet day, Granderson hit a right field bomb against the Yanks, Greinke finally gives up a stupid run, Kazmir banged around a bit


2. Team Riz: yuck, Rollins some how was my best hitter, 6/33, yuck, Lowell stays hot, save Wilson and Jenks, J Johnson not his best stuff.


3. Team Frogggg: 5/5/1/14/.355, Ianetta finally hit something, great pitching day, gem Gallardo 8ip 11k's 0.38 whip, Johan outduels JJ but a no decision


4. Team Fitz: 4/3/0/11/.378, Morneau 3/4, Joba shuts people up with a dominating game, Bedard goes 5 with a 5.40era


5. Team $: Molina and Beltre 7/9 with 13 TB's, Swisher 2 HR's on the bench, Vazquez average in 8 with 8k's, Wainwright win, Lindstrom save


6. Team Bags: 5/3/0/7/.289, bad OBP day, Lincecum a win going 7 striking out 8, Mariano roughed up in the ninth


7. Team Crupi: 5 hits, 5 singles, Dempster roughed up with a 7.50era, McCann off the DL May 8th, needs Lackey back ASAP


8. Team Ev: A Gonz two dingers, 20TB's yesterday, Lester not very good in 6, Street strikes out the side for a save, still needs to pick up some pitching


9. Team Sean: 4/2/1/6/.257, 3for28, tough day at the plate, save Fuentes, E Santana back soon


10. Team Sligger: a solid 2for21, .174 OBP, 2 uneventful starts from Floyd and Myers, save Papelbon and F Cord.


11. Team Brown: out of the basement, let's all sing (movin on up...to the east side...to a penthouse apartment in the sky-yyy) 2/1/1/9/.261, Volquez great in 8ip. 0.25whip


12. Team Crowley: welcome to the basement, you may want Shot to take over this team. Hunter hit a dinger, Marmol era 108.00 with a 12whip. That's the reality...


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