STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?
Waldorf: Bravo, bravo!
Statler: Why are you yelling bravo? Did you like it that much?
Waldorf: Nope; friend of mine, Joe Bravo, he's sitting in the front row. Bravo!
Statler: I like the steel Drums!
Waldorf: What?!?
Statler: THE PIGS' STEEL DRUMS!!!
Waldorf: I believe it! They'll take anything that isn't bolted down!
1. Team Sully: Kemp solid, Abreu swiped another bag, Suzuki a nice fill in pick up going 2/3
2. Team Riz: Lind and Ethier both with 2 hits, uneventful everyone else, no pitchers going
3. Team Fitz: Damon a dinger, a gem by Garza, he was consistently at an 0-2 count vs the Sox last night, save by big butt (not Crupi)
3. Team Frogggg: Figgins 2/4, both doubles, no pitchers went
5. Team Bags: big dump by Bags... I mean jump, 8/7/0/17/.444, Longoria 3/4 7TB's, Volstad and Mark Sherez were solid ("Mark Sherez still available? Josh: umm I guess?")
6. Team $: Jeter and Rios each 2/4, Burnett continues the crappy NYY pitching, place is a launching pad.
7. Team Crupi: big day for the Rumphumpster, 4/10/1/22/.452, Buck 8TB's, Pujols ripped one off Cabrera
8. Team Ev: continues his climb, Manny Dinger, Cameron stays hot going 3/4, Zimmerman extends hit streak to 19
9. Team Sean: Cantu 2/4/0/6/.400, Beckett was awful again, Napoli a dinger
10. Team Sliggins: stays terrible, .290 OBP, Holliday and Bradley both had DELUXE dingers, face
11. Team Brown: not much going on, C Perez a win, O Cab 2/5
12. Team Crowley: power struggle as to who will take the team over, my money is on Mr LaBody, BJ Upton turning it around, 2/5 with 2 runs
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