L.A. Wertmannnn........you're my Wertmannnn.....

Numbers don't lie fools. To quote Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory when he puked in the mascot suit, "That's the reality folks". Speaking of Blades of Glory, how nice was Blades of Steel! Sick!
Let's go inside the numbers.....













1. Team Sully: Sully is winning by getting on first, swiping second, and getting knocked in. 12 in both runs and SB's, Solid staff with 10ERA and 10WHIP. All around solid

2. Team Riz: TB's are the catalyst, I drafted strictly on TB's thinking that runs and RBI's work hand in hand with them. 1 in SB's. FU Rollins. Pitching is tight 12's, 2.77ERA and 1 1.00WHIP, thanks Haren and Billingsley

3. Team Josh: doing it with pitching, K's, ERA, and WHIP all 11's, light on hitting but solid 10 on SB's

4. Team Fitz: as usual saves a strongpoint with 11, surprising 12 in K's, balance all over but hitting a little light to take the next jump

5. Team Bags: pitching strength 10/2/10.5/8/7, Saves and SB's need to come up from a 2, may need to pick up a closer to make a move

6. Team Crupi: it's a good thing Crupi can hit because his staff pitches like on old rusty lawnmower, offense 11/11/4/11/12, great numbers. K's 1, ERA and WHIP 2's, yuck

7. Team $: average all around, an 11 in the worst category around, Wins. OBP 1 is a problem, shows that the offense may be getting lucky. SB's 11, may want to trade for some OBP guys.

8. Team Sean: Terrible offense, 1/2/6/1/4. Dealing Halladay may help to get some bats, that lineup wouldn't even scare my cat Truman and he is a pussy

9. Team Sliggs: not a typical Dean/Higgins production, staff sucks, someone may want to tell Dean he can only get a 12 in the save category (1/4 of his total points) Offense looks like it can pick it up but pitching needs help, maybe this Porcello guy is the 2nd coming of Christ? Can Kinsler pitch?

10. Team Ev: I am going to throw some numbers out, a 1 in wins, saves, era, and whip. ERA is 7.07, WHIP is 1.60, could probably cut your staff, pick up all new pitchers, and do better than that. TRADE MANNY!

11. Team Crowley: not horrible but iCrowley's team isn't really good at anything. SB's a 9, ERA a 9, everything else is a yawn

12. Team Brown: at least Brown trades and has a chance of coming out of this. Pitching staff can come around as Peavy, Volquez, Harang can produce. This team has potential, just playing as bad as they possibly can.