Cowboy Up!

You suck Dean. I mean seriously? This is all you could drum up after running up a $200 phone bill on draft day? Jesus. At least you can close out a game, no one can take those saves away from you buddy...no one.

Team Fitz at 96.5. Riding a wave of hot hitting from Roberts, Jeter, and McCutchen, Fitz holds onto the top spot. All of this without getting a win last week, pretty crazy. Can his staff hold up? That's the question, Garza and Bedard have to be lights out, it's hard to trade a closer when you are on top, but that is still an option.

Team Riz at 94.5. Josh Johnson, Cliff Lee, Haren, and Billingsley had a great week. These guys should produce all year so it's really up to the bats. Rollins has been up and down, Helton has been a huge fill in for Votto, Utley has been solid, OBP from my OF has to come up a bit, need steals, Pierre slumping hurts, no Rollins steals has sucke

Team Bags at 70.5, tied with Chris. Riding a red hot Ichiro, Bags stays at 3. I love that Bags has Ichiro, it's so funny. OF playing well, Kubel and Hart have picked it up, Lincecum, Baker, and Felix have picked up wins and have become a good 1-2-3 for Bags. Why he has Bobby Parnell on the team I'll never know. Pac Man finally cools, Bags finally has a team.

Team Chris at 70.5 tied with Bags. Texy making a push for AL MVP with a solid May and June, D Ped nowhere near his numbers last year, Beltre hot the last few weeks and should take over for Blalock. Soriano with an OBP under .300 has to hit out of it or be benched, OBP killer. Weaver proving to be a great pickup by Chris, Burnett settled down after being asked to leave the Back Bay Barnes and Noble for swearing too much after he was shelled. Getting great pitching right now top to bottom, Oswalt back to back wins.

Team Sully 69.5. Getting a good OBP from each player, but not a lot of production. Markakis, ARod, Abreu, all slowed to a halt, a bunch of singles. Dunn 4 hits last week, 5TB's, that has to change before Sully falls too far back in the production categories. Was Sully all Grienke and a bumch of bums? We shall see as he has come back to earth, Lester and Lilly the aces of the staff right now.

Team Josh at 63. Figgins, Wright, and Zobrist LLC playing very well, Cruz turned cold, Hanley not playing very well with 8 hits and 9 TB's last week. Seems like all of the players are cold at once, that leads to being in the 60's. Santana hit hard yesterday, worst one of his career, Harden a good outing but no one blowing the doors off. Balfour back to pitching well, Rodney 2 bad saves.

Team Crupi: Someone PLEASE tell Crupi that Atkins has been benched, and besides interleague play, he isn't playing. Read stuff Crupi. Besides Pujols and a little bit of Youk, no power right now, Uggla has stunk. Cueto and Verlander have been lights out for Poopster, Hamels needs to become the ace.

Team Ev 61.5: A Gonz slowed his 50 homer pace, Tulo really carrying the team right now, 19TB's last week. Kennedy and Cuddyer aren't cutting it right now, maybe drop a few pitchers and pick up some temporary hot bats. Pavano finally lit up, Swarzak good but in the minors now, who will step up on the staff? Dice K needs to give Ev wins, Danks and Millwood both won last week.

Team Crowley at 59. Reynolds and Hunter hot with 5 HR's last week, Reyes and Sizemore on the DL isnt helping, Grady may be back soon. Upton swipes 7 bags last week, Crowley should trade some speed for a big bat. I still like Crowley's staff longterm, Kershaw, Shields, Lowe. Cain has been outstanding. I would trade for a big bat Crowlz.

Team Sean: Halladay going down hurts, been hitting well, Hawpe, Drew, Bay, and Mauer have been hot and have pounded the ball. Might be time to let Ortiz fill the UTIL slot. Beckett good until yesterday's 6th inning, Ervin Santana isn't worth starting right now, needs a pitcher to step up while Halladay is down.

Team Sliggs 45.5: Berkman, DeRosa, DLee carrying the Sons Of Chief, JJ Hardy is awful. Kinsler cold as Dean's tits at high tide, Holliday a singles hitter, Martin can't hit his way out of a wet paper bag. Carpenter outduled by Riz last night, Outman and Porcello filling in admirably, 4 saves though! Cant beat it!

Team Brown 33: Peavy on the DL for 3 months RIP Team Brown...and the first pick in the draft is..........